Seriously? That's It Happened Again!!

I simply cannot this is taking place to me once more. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to question my sanity.

Perhaps it's time change my luck
This can't be real
I deserve a break

This Is Insane What Just Happened!

I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a flock of chickens came out over a car. They were running all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

Is This Really Happening?!

It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.

I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be real, right? It has to be a cruel joke.

Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

I Can't Even!

My friends won't believe what just took place. , I kid you not, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just beyond belief.

I can't even
No joke
This is going to be a storythat everyone will hear about

Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!

It's Beyond Me

Seriously, what I'm hearing is just unfathomable. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. read more {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

Should I re-read what I've been told?